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Episode 100 - Psychokinesis

IT'S THE 100th EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! And we're commemorating this momentous occasion with APPROPRIATELY SOLEMN REVERENCE!!!!! One year in the making, this incredible event is finally available to enjoy in the privacy of your own home! So put on your frigging riot gear and strap in for ninety seven high-octane minutes of low-energy hosts, pulse-pounding discussion of film, and a breathtakingly courteous live audience so observant it'll make your frigging head explode with ambivalence!!! Psychokinesis is the name of the movie we talked about.

Episode 99 - April and the Extraordinary World

You thought we were stupid, but we watched a French cartoon so now you know we're smart and gonna live forever! One of us watched April and the Extraordinary World, one of us watched Avril et le Monde truqué, and one of us watched both! So our talking about it is gonna be out of this monde! All this plus Simpsons references and Dylan spent the whole episode in a comedy club bathroom I guess.

Episode 98 - Manhunt

Join us as we discuss Manhunt, a foreign film by noted auteur, John Woo. Plus we find out what guns are, continue to perpetuate misinformation from Batman: The Animated Series, and pitch potential patreon rewards like abduction and murder. Also VHS technology, the whitewashing of Berserk, Uma Thurman, Tarantino, Project Greenlight again for some reason, Digimon, which bible is correct, and manga.

TLDR; This is a Simpsons podcast. 

Episode 97 - American Fable

American Fable? Or American dream?!? You decide!!! (that it was a dream)

Episode 96 - Tale of Tales

We're back like we said we'd be last time! And to prove how good the show is now, we perform a radio play we wrote wherein Logan decides to hey let's switch to a different telecommunications app while we're already in the middle of recording the episode! And could you imagine even the fun that could be?! We also talk about Il racconto dei racconti, the international film of Matteo Garrone, Salma Hayek, John C. Reilly, Toby Jones, and other people and folk tales and junk! And can you guess the answer of Matt's movie pun game? You're definitely gonna know it's Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy if you read this sentence! Hooray! Tale of Tales!

Episode 95 - Welcome to Willits

Time again for another All Halloween's Eve Spooktacular Sales Event!! Beware this spooky episode, recorded this very night eight months ago!!! For the horrible breathing audible throughout confirms that making this the Halloween episode was PREMEDITATED!! NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Anyways, we talked about Welcome to Willits with Blurry Culkin. Stick around to the very end, if you dare, for the chilling proof that we always intended for this to be the Halloween episode. Mwahaha, haha, Morgrom & Morgrom, etc...

Episode 94 - Logan Lucky

Steven Sodaberg's race track heist movie gave us the courage to talk in our real accents for once in our damn lives as we thoroughly cover Logan Lucky! Channing Tatum was brothers with Adam Drivers and Riley Keough and Seth MacFarlane and Katherine Waterston and Daniel Cwaig and Dwight Yoakam and Rebecca Blunt and Macon Blair! And it's a movie! Plus Michael Jackson and Elvis and Legion were there! Plus Dylan stumbles into an incantation that will reverberate through this podcast and the world! Plus he loves Neon Genesis Evangelion without reservation! Stick around after the show to hear us continue to talk about the movie for an hour! Cauliflower!

Episode 93 - They Look Like People

Continuing a streak of choosing films with statements for titles, They Look Like People! The podcast friends talk about that for half an hour! Then the ones they call Logan and Dylan talk about something else for half an hour while Matt plays with a cat in the background! [cat playing sounds detected; 85% certainty] Then they end the episode! Then they do the episode for twelve more minutes! [episode description automatically generated by the computer that listens to podcasts]

Episode 92 - Mute

Hey, don't MUTE this podcast! We want you to listen to it! Although, to be honest, I guess if you played the episode with the sound muted, we'd still get credit for you listening, so I don't know that we'd necessarily care. Actually, if anything, it might be better for us if you played it muted. I mean, worse case scenario, you played it accidentally with no intention of listening to it, in which case we'd get your listen without having to deal with you judging us. Best case scenario, you intended to listen to the episode and just the muting part was the accident - in which case you'd have to go back and play it again but with the sound on this time, and we'd get credit for two listens that rightfully should have only counted as one. Look, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table here; I was just trying to kick off this episode description with a toothless play on words, and it's gotten wildly out of hand, so I think it would be better for both of us if I abandon this line of reasoning entirely and just start describing the episode now. So here goes:

TLDR; Duncan Jones made a movie called Mute and we talked about it. If you want to hear that, then play this episode.

Episode 91 - Everybody Wants Some!!

Everybody wants some!! And we wanna let you get it!! In your ears!! So we're back and here's the episode. More Linklater, more talk of a Publix we'll never actually go to, and more other stuff! Like the Oscars I guess. And Dylan denounces a spelling bee pronouncer or something. Podcasts are where you find them.

Episode 90 - Bernie

In honor of the 4th of July, this week the Bernie bros are talking about movies again and they're in another dimension where things are better. We talked about the true story of Jack Black being a cosmetizationist and Shirley MacLaine being an old lady whom he murdered. We also talk about Richard Linklater and say the names of at least three other movies he's made! Also Logan had a problem at a pizza place or something. So... um... you wanna listen to it? Or...? I mean you don't have to decide now or anything. I understand if you're busy. 

Episode 89 - Zoom

ZOOM! What was that?! The sound of us doing movies?! Yes, but Zoom is also the name of one of those movies. And this is that episode where we talked about that. And that's the description of this episode. See ya there!

Episode 88 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

We're back with more Gabbin Bout Guardians, but this time with more people! We like to keep the date we actually record each episode a closely guarded secret, but eagle-eared sleuths may notice a few helpful clues in the form of live Super Bowl updates. So join us for another amazing episode of talking!

Editor's note: I got sick of editing, so just don't listen to the last 20 minutes or so

Episode 87 - The Hateful Eight

News you can lose. Happy holidays!

Episode 86 - Heathers

This week on Heathers, the three Heathers escort you through an auditory exploration of Heathers, the classic film about teenage suicide and how you should don't do it. Later, Heather talks about what she's seen lately, Heather keeps interrupting, and Heather aint having it! If you can't stand the Heather, get out of the Heather kitchen, but if you're ready to Heather with the Heather Heathers, then come along, Heaths and Heathers, for all the Heather you can Heather a Heather at!

Episode notes: Friday the 13th is a video game, not a board game