Oct 20, 2016
Join us on an auditory journey along the Oregon Trail! Along the way, we'll talk about a movie we watched called Meek's Cutoff, have our clothes stolen, and try to mutiny Logan. Later on, we'll confuse movies with other movies and discuss a weird spattering of TV shows. So come along, pioneers!!! Opportunity awaits!!!!! Dylan has dysentery.
Oct 11, 2016
Deathgasm is a word that gets thrown around a lot these days. But what does it really mean? Join us this week as we struggle with the question, "Why isn't anyone starting the show?" Then we struggle with this foreign film that we watched. There's some D&D talk, and even some D&D&D&D talk. Stick around after the show for the debut of the gaming advice column, Aunty Gamer. All this, plus Dylan won't tell us what he's been watching.
Oct 4, 2016
Hear us talk about The Lobster, the Yorgos Lanthimos film! Hear one of us be really late for no reason and one of us sound like he was really mad at the movie! If you already guessed which two those two were correctly, then you've listened to too many episodes of this podcast and you have to stop now! This is an ABC conversation! So D your way out!
Sep 27, 2016
The 1979 film Real Life is about how reality shows are stupid! And Albert Brooks' directorial debut inspired us to give you a little glimpse behind the scenes of our own podcast! So tune in to find out what happens when three podcasters start being polite and stop getting real!! Er, wait, I meant the other way. Wait, that way doesn't make sense either. Are podcasters really known for their politeness? Whatever, I don't care. screw this dumb episode description
Sep 14, 2016
Big Trouble in Little China! John Carpenter directed it and we talked about it! So allow us to regale you with tales of the adventures of Jack Burton, the first podcaster, and an orange ape monster! I hope I used that comma correctly so it doesn't seem like I'm calling Kurt Russell an orange ape monster! Matt does a game or something and Dylan still can't stop talking about Abduction! It's all the in the reflexes!!!
Sep 6, 2016
We talked about Odd Thomas as a sort of elegy for Anton Yelchin. Logan tries to steer us away from getting too sad, which is weird since he picked this movie, presumably in an attempt to make us very sad. This episode is being posted in the wake of Hurricane Hermine, so you know at least one of us survived, but since it was recorded a while back, you'll have to keep listening for another month or so to find out which one(s)! Kevin praises this as one of Yelchin's finest performances, Dylan apparently just discovered cold brew coffee, and Matt says something really smart and funny at the beginning of the show, but everybody else pretends it's not that great because they're jealous. Goodbye, Anton Yelchin. We all liked you.
Aug 27, 2016
He finally did it. Dylan made us watch Abduction. And edited his first episode. One of those things turned out okay. Matt allegedly obtained the original screenplay that ignited a bidding war so he could talk about what the studio changed and also debunk the myth that the screenplay was good. Kevin thinks this is a parody movie, Dylan tells you when Taylor Lautner takes his shirt off, and has a great idea for those who wants to cause our country harm. TL;DR Logan sums up the movie in the first five seconds.
Jul 12, 2016
We talked about Christopher Nolan's first film, Following! It was the same length as this episode. But we also talked about all his other movies, too, sort of. And other stuff. 10 Cloverfield Lane, I think was one. All this plus it's a mystery episode or something! Can you figure what's going on??? I think it's some kind of mystery!!
Jul 5, 2016
WARNING: By listening to this episode, you may find yourself moved to sign nuclear disarmament treaties, and you'll definitely find out the name of Tony the Tiger's wife. Actually, we tell you that last part right away, so if that's all you want, you could just listen to the beginning and then shut it off. But don't! Listen more! Unless you don't care whether or not the world is destroyed. If that's really how you feel, then fine. Don't listen. Maybe we don't even want you to listen, then. In that case. Unbelievable.
Jun 15, 2016
More 50th episode spectacular! This episode is us talking over an old episode! So it's like consuming two episodes at once! Now you're REALLY being productive!!!
Jun 7, 2016
It's the 50th episode! So we take it back to our Jeremy Saulnier-y roots and talk about Green Room. Logan and Matt may or may not be wearing nice suits. I can't tell. Dylan pops in later to weigh in on the film and trick us into talking about X-Men. Then we have one of the least substantive discussions of video games ever! All this, plus Kevin brought some nice relaxing crickets and a bunch of special robot sounds to commemorate all the weird noises that we've had on the podcast. Obviously, that was a cool choice, not an idiot ruining an episode with bad sound. NPFO!
May 24, 2016
How is Entertainment, the Neil Hamburger movie by Rick Alverson different than Courtney Love? We talked about it. Also Michael Cera was in it briefly. Dylan tells us about the Target Pervert which may or may not be him, we talk about what we've seen lately, and briefly discuss a beloved director who sucks. Also I think we started talking about The Wizard for some reason. We announce what we're talking about for the 50th episode, then cover politics, celebrity deaths, okcupid, airbags, sex education in public schools, and all the hard-hitting news we can deliver in the laziest way possible.
May 11, 2016
We need to talk about Kevin. He sounds different now. There, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about what we talked about in this episode of the let's talk about the movie show. Let's see, we talked about a movie, I think. Some other stuff. I don't remember. Just listen. It's great. Don't get sick.
Apr 25, 2016
The Duke of Burgundy is great. We all loved it and you should, too. In this episode, we discuss BDSM, LGBT, ASMR, and other acronyms! Actually, just those three. And we didn't really talk much about those, either. But we do disagree very heatedly about insignificant distinctions! Nobody wants to admit Matt is right, but he is and I think they know it! Kevin spoils Batman V Superman by saying it's not good and flies around on a rocket ship! Zooom!!! Pinastri.
Mar 30, 2016
Sion Sono's 2014 rap musical Tokyo Tribe! Is what we talked about for more than half of this episode! Kevin and Dylan are back! Dylan wasn't into it, Kevin sits up for the first time, Matt makes noises that are extremely arousing and everyone loves it, and Logan spoils Daredevil by saying whether it's good or not. Stick around after the show to hear Dylan's cool tips on how to not get out of jury duty!