Aug 17, 2018

Episode 91 - Everybody Wants Some!!

Everybody wants some!! And we wanna let you get it!! In your ears!! So we're back and here's the episode. More Linklater, more talk of a Publix we'll never actually go to, and more other stuff! Like the Oscars I guess. And Dylan denounces a spelling bee pronouncer or something. Podcasts are where you find them.


Jul 4, 2018

Episode 90 - Bernie

In honor of the 4th of July, this week the Bernie bros are talking about movies again and they're in another dimension where things are better. We talked about the true story of Jack Black being a cosmetizationist and Shirley MacLaine being an old lady whom he murdered. We also talk about Richard Linklater and say the names of at least three other movies he's made! Also Logan had a problem at a pizza place or something. So... um... you wanna listen to it? Or...? I mean you don't have to decide now or anything. I understand if you're busy. 


Jun 22, 2018

Episode 89 - Zoom

ZOOM! What was that?! The sound of us doing movies?! Yes, but Zoom is also the name of one of those movies. And this is that episode where we talked about that. And that's the description of this episode. See ya there!


Jun 12, 2018

Episode 88 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

We're back with more Gabbin Bout Guardians, but this time with more people! We like to keep the date we actually record each episode a closely guarded secret, but eagle-eared sleuths may notice a few helpful clues in the form of live Super Bowl updates. So join us for another amazing episode of talking! Editor's note: Kinda got sick of editing, so just don't listen to the last like 15-20 minutes


May 30, 2018

Episode 87 - The Hateful Eight

News you can lose. Happy holidays!


Apr 12, 2018

Episode 86 - Heathers

This week on Heathers, the three Heathers escort you through an auditory exploration of Heathers, the classic film about teenage suicide and how you should don't do it. Later, Heather talks about what she's seen lately, Heather keeps interrupting, and Heather aint having it! If you can't stand the Heather, get out of the Heather kitchen, but if you're ready to Heather with the Heather Heathers, then come along, Heaths and Heathers, for all the Heather you can Heather a Heather at!

Episode notes: Friday the 13th is a video game, not a board game


Mar 22, 2018

Episode 85 - The Bad Batch

Oh man, we watched The Bad Batch! Then we recorded ourselves talking about it twenty years ago! What did we think of the movie?? I don't remember! So you better play this episode to find out! If you like your podcasts puzzlingly long, then this ep is for you! Or if you're the sort who prefer shorter podcast episodes, then just listen to half of it! But don't worry, because you have to listen either way!


Mar 6, 2018

Episode 84 - The Place Beyond the Pines

We talked about The Place Beyond the Pines, so you know it's gonna be whatever! This week, Derek Cianfrance did a movie about Ryan's pines and how he did a good robbing and he even put some acts in it in this one now too! Once he finishes that, then you know it's time for some jerks to talk about it and oh boy howdy did we! Plus Dylan says Mario and it's a theme song! And plus it's also a race against time before Publix closes or Logan will starve! Matt's there, too! And he's gonna say Darkwing Duck, so you know 90's kids are gonna remember! Plus all this plus more! Click this ad!


Dec 8, 2017

Episode 83 - I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House

Are you into Osgood Perkins films? And the music of his brother Elvis? And Ruth Wilson and Lucy Boynton and Bob Balaban and backwards heads and mold and hospice care??? You sound like kind of a weird person!! Maybe you'll like this podcast, then. We get confused about if Kate Mara and Rooney Mara are two people or one people, buzz market Publix, then Logan pretends that he watched a French cartoon to make us think he's fancy, and we get another piece to the puzzle of figuring out Dylan's home address! All this, plus I'm pretty sure I think we even remembered to talk about I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House!!! Pretty sure!


Oct 31, 2017

Episode 82 - Halloween

To maximize the spookiness of the Halloween episode this year, we're posting it at THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!! We talked about Halloween cause it's a movie, so it fits the criteria necessary for something to be talked about by us. But be forewarned, dear listener, if you don't want to LOSE YOUR MIND, then don't stick around after the show for Fried Chicken Encounters, the show where Dylan goes to a bunch of drive thrus.


Oct 22, 2017

Episode 81 - Colossal

In this colossal episode of the colossal podcast, colossal is a word we say a few times as we talk about Nacho Vigalondo's colossal film, Colossal! Anne Hathaway! Jason Sudeikis! Gamer gate! Spoilers! All this plus Kevin's back plus we forget to end the show!! Check it out!!!


Sep 27, 2017

Episode 80 - The Blackcoat’s Daughter

This week's episode's movie is Anthony Perkins's son Osgood's film, The Blackcoat's Daughter! We tell you what happened and what it's about, cause some people on the internet seemed confused by it! Plus we all survived a hurricane recently, and it taught us to be nicer to one another! However, we recorded this episode before the hurricane, so we're very mean to each other the entire time. What was in the holy water? I'll never tell!!!! It was pee. I peed in the holy water. I'm sorry.


Aug 30, 2017

Episode 79 - Frankenstein’s Army

This week we talked about the Frankenstein-industrial complex, and the Czech-Republic-filmmaking complex and the various complexes we got from watching this movie. Plus what we've been watching lately and/or playing, like video games for example. Then we can't end the show for some reason, then Matt plugs his graphic novel at the very end. It's a real thing. You can buy it. Dare I say you SHOULD buy it??? No, I daren't say that. But you could if you wanted.


Aug 17, 2017

Episode 78 - Battle for Sevastopol

Lyudmila Pavlichenko may have shot hundreds of Nazis with bullets during World War II, but during this week, she shot our hearts with this movie. Незламна, also known as Битва за Севастополь tells sort of the story of that lady, and teaches us that killing Nazis is good and makes Eleanor Roosevelt give you presents. Whoops, accidentally uploaded the next episode of Game of Thrones...


Aug 9, 2017

Episode 77 - Doctor Strange

The Benedict Cumberbatch backlash may have begun in that other movie where that guy said that, but it ends here! With us! Talking about Doctor Strange! And some old gameshows for kids that nobody remembers or cares about! Dylan provides more misinformation than you can shake a defibrillator at, Matt's bringing the goofs, and Logan eats a bucket of rice pudding! Nobody could have done a better job at doing this episode! (I say this only to provide an opportunity for you to sadly mutter "I could have.") There. Now the show's interactive.


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