Aug 27, 2016
He finally did it. Dylan made us watch Abduction. And edited his first episode. One of those things turned out okay. Matt allegedly obtained the original screenplay that ignited a bidding war so he could talk about what the studio changed and also debunk the myth that the screenplay was good. Kevin thinks this is a parody movie, Dylan tells you when Taylor Lautner takes his shirt off, and has a great idea for those who wants to cause our country harm. TL;DR Logan sums up the movie in the first five seconds.
Jul 12, 2016
We talked about Christopher Nolan's first film, Following! It was the same length as this episode. But we also talked about all his other movies, too, sort of. And other stuff. 10 Cloverfield Lane, I think was one. All this plus it's a mystery episode or something! Can you figure what's going on??? I think it's some kind of mystery!!
Jul 5, 2016
We talked about the depressing yet important 1983 television event The Day After. What did we do the day after that? Cry. We all cried. WARNING: By listening to this episode, you may find yourself moved to sign nuclear disarmament treaties, and you'll definitely find out the name of Tony the Tiger's wife. Actually, we tell you that last part right away, so if that's all you want, you could just listen to the beginning and then shut it off. But don't! Listen more! Unless you don't care whether or not the world is destroyed. If that's really how you feel, then fine. Don't listen. Maybe we don't even want you to listen, then. In that case. Unbelievable.
Jun 15, 2016
More 50th episode spectacular! This episode is us talking over an old episode! So it's like consuming two episodes at once! Now you're REALLY being productive!!!
Jun 7, 2016
It's the 50th episode! So we take it back to our Jeremy Saulnier-y roots and talk about Green Room. Logan and Matt may or may not be wearing nice suits. I can't tell. Dylan pops in later to weigh in on the film and trick us into talking about X-Men. Then we have one of the least substantive discussions of video games ever! All this, plus Kevin brought some nice relaxing crickets and a bunch of special robot sounds to commemorate all the weird noises that we've had on the podcast. Obviously, that was a cool choice, not an idiot ruining an episode with bad sound. NPFO!
May 24, 2016
How is Entertainment, the Neil Hamburger movie by Rick Alverson different than Courtney Love? We talked about it. Also Michael Cera was in it briefly. Dylan tells us about the Target Pervert which may or may not be him, we talk about what we've seen lately, and briefly discuss a beloved director who sucks. Also I think we started talking about The Wizard for some reason. We announce what we're talking about for the 50th episode, then cover politics, celebrity deaths, okcupid, airbags, sex education in public schools, and all the hard-hitting news we can deliver in the laziest way possible.
May 11, 2016
We need to talk about Kevin. He sounds different now. There, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about what we talked about in this episode of the let's talk about the movie show. Let's see, we talked about a movie, I think. Some other stuff. I don't remember. Just listen. It's great. Don't get sick.
Apr 25, 2016
The Duke of Burgundy is great. We all loved it and you should, too. In this episode, we discuss BDSM, LGBT, ASMR, and other acronyms! Actually, just those three. And we didn't really talk much about those, either. But we do disagree very heatedly about insignificant distinctions! Nobody wants to admit Matt is right, but he is and I think they know it! Kevin spoils Batman V Superman by saying it's not good and flies around on a rocket ship! Zooom!!! Pinastri.
Mar 30, 2016
Sion Sono's 2014 rap musical Tokyo Tribe! Is what we talked about for more than half of this episode! Kevin and Dylan are back! Dylan wasn't into it, Kevin sits up for the first time, Matt makes noises that are extremely arousing and everyone loves it, and Logan spoils Daredevil by saying whether it's good or not. Stick around after the show to hear Dylan's cool tips on how to not get out of jury duty!
Mar 9, 2016
Dope! Dylan is back and we have our deepest discussion of race since perhaps... that time we watched Supporting Characters and the one guy was mean to his friend. Matt says Rick Famuyiwa a few times, there's some light Oscar chat which Logan doesn't cotton to, we talk about Deadpool, Editor TJ makes an appearance, we don't want you to know what year it is, and we make it through the whole show without saying the n word! That's a good podcast!
Feb 16, 2016
The thing you might not understand about Turbo Kid is that he likes a dude named Turbo Rider and Turbo Rider might be inspired by something called Captain Power, whatever that is. We try to get that across to you in this episode, but just in case you missed that info, please feel free to consult this episode description. Matt and Logan disagree on things and there's some confusion in the research department. And once again, Turbo Kid likes something called Turbo Rider.
Feb 11, 2016
Wish that you could hear us talk about the movie Teen Witch? Well good news, you don't have to wait eight and a half years for your wish to travel to Proxima Centauri to get star magic and then come back here to make that happen; You can hear that now! And seriously, stop squandering your wishes. In this episode, Matt makes a pretty convincing argument that this movie isn't very good, and Logan is sleepy or something, I don't know what's wrong with him. Who would really wanna go and top that? Top that. Also I forgot to mention that the dad was played by Dick Sargent.
Feb 1, 2016
People Places Things? More like Actors Locations Props! Am I right? Cause it's a movie? Anyways, we talked about that movie a little. We maybe talked about the "whatever" part a little more, sure, but we talked, alright?! Aint that enough?! Matt doesn't understand Logan and Logan pisses Matt off with his hate speech. I don't remember what Logan said that was so offensive, but judging by Matt's reactions, it must have been pretty bad. They both come up with brilliant movie ideas that you'd have to be insane not to rip off, and Matt picks a reeeal stupid movie pick for next week. So tune it in, turn it off, and hug it out. HLTATMOW!!!!!
Jan 25, 2016
First episode of 2016! We're back to discuss the last pick of 2015, the 1995 Jimmy Jarmusch Joint Dead Man! We finally figure out what the December theme was now that it's late January, and we're not gonna do themes anymore I hope! We don't mention the Neil Young score at all, forcing me to mention it here, Logan tries to start the hashtag #threebearsdeep, Matt's on brain pills, and Jamie tries to sexualize everything that comes out of our mouths!! So whip out your devices and put us inside you!!!! Let's see Jamie try and make something filthy out of that.
Dec 24, 2015
The HLTATMOW Holiday Special!!! Getting everyone together to talk about movies can be tough this time of year, so in lieu of our typical movie discussion, we'd like to offer you this gift, The Secret Origin of HLTATMOW: The incredible but true story of how Hey Let's Talk About That Movie or Whatever came to be. Happy times forever!